Rock Star 101
(Simon & Garfunkle – Mrs. Robinson)

How to be a rock star...

I was walking down the hall bouncing the rubber band ball I made (it’s about twice the size of a squash ball now) and it took an abnormal bounce off the carpet and hit me square in the nuts. One of my managers was turning the corner and saw the entire thing.
She had a good laugh as I pretended like it didn’t hurt.

I wonder if it’s humanly possible to kick yourself in the nuts. If anyone has successfully done this, please let me know.
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When we go out to dinner with my friends, I’m often the subject of a lot of jokes because of the size of my wallet. It’s ridiculously large. Last night I finally cleaned it out. I had so many receipts and cards in there that I was having a hard time closing it. It was approximately the size of a Big Mac with double beef. I think it’s now the size of a McChicken.
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I’ve got two zits growing on my forehead. At least I think they’re zits. Either that or they’re my horns coming in.
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TGIF – have a good one everybody!